About/You are…
A Great Pyrenees in my last lifetime, now a romantic French Basset Hound. Caring, athletic (or used to be LOL), comical, listener, cries at the Kinetoscope displays.

Your life experiences/Details
Fought bravely in the Franco-Prussian War. Vulcanized-Rubber jumped jumped from high above the Hautes-Alpes river in Serre-Chevalier back in the nifty-nineties! Wow!

Intent
I am an aristocratic box of truffles waiting to be devoured!

Education
PhD in Metallurgy from the Sorbonne.

I am seeking a…
Civilized lady who is happy with herself, trustworthy, honest and affectionate. Not too moderne! LOL!

Profession
One of France’s foremost thinkers on business and society.

What are you looking for in a relationship?
Looking for an eventual long term relationship in a partnership built on trust, open communication, and arranged marriage. Must like grown mischievous children who still live at home.

What do you do for fun?
I enjoy many private diversions – though many of you ladies may find me a bit mid-century! Help me out here, will you?! LOL!

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Just ask Juliet and Romeo!

How do you spend your spare time?
Metallurgy experimentation, topiary, and attending the Kinetoscope display on Saturday nights with my children. Sunday mornings in bed with Le Monde and some hot out of the oven beignets from my cook Marthe!

First kiss…
Do not approach the kiss as though it is a business transaction! Believe you me! LOL!

 About/You are…
I am Mario, son of Oregon, 26 years old. Recent graduate from the University of Bologna. Had the privilege there of studying under the famed Dr. Fiddles.

Your life experiences/Details 
Fun, quirky, clean, festive. I had a fancy childhood and I really am set up in a privileged situation. So let’s all get together, I’ll buy the first round and we’ll have some fun.

Intent
Good times. No chains please, both physically and metaphorically speaking. Actually, scratch that. Physical chains are fine…

Education
University of Bologna

I am seeking…
I am seeking a creature…a being… an antonymous being

Profession
Professional Bachelor

What are you looking for in a relationship?
A good time, and whatever that entails.

What do you do for fun?
Party, drink, socialize. Not like a bar hopper, but the classy kind.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
I could be persuaded.

How do you spend your spare time?
Being sexy. I am spare time. Partying, socializing, having fun, and feeding my pet goldfish, Mort.

First kiss…
It was on a dare from my sister, Silvia. He was a stable boy. I was twelve. We were bored to death.

About/You are…
You got a gap in your life no one can fill? Arle’s Keen-OH!!!!! Ladies you’re in luck; I’m as funny, and a little more than that too, as the line before this one. The one about life-gaps and filling them. I am often described as energetic, kinetic, tireless, untiring, vivacious, zippy, stalwart, Peppy, and energetic. And those are just SOME of my qualities. I didn’t include the bad ones cause the spelling got trickier as they went on and on… not to worry though, I’ll keep them well hidden so you won’t know I even have flaws! Deal? I’ve opened up additional email accounts and hired a seeing eye dog to help me read through the many proposals and/or propositions I’ll be receiving after posting this profile.

You life experiences/Details
I don’t remember my Life experience exactly but I’m told I was born 10 months later. From that I know two things, I’m a clinger, and I like warm climates. Other life experiences include: my first Ice cream, My first Pavlova, my first Bacon, my first time popping a cork, and my LAST IQ test. The doctor said he’d never seen anything like me.

Intent
I intend to be in attendance whenever you intend to show your intentions to me.

Education
Self taught. Name it, I taught myself. Accepting new students!

I am seeking…
Really Really good cook… also breast size matters.

Profession
Professional helper of things for higher up guys and their people too”

What are you looking for in a relationship?
Someone who really gets me. Whether it’s getting me some snacks, or a refill, OH! And a parrot! I’m not too picky… as long as she gets me.

What do you do for fun?
For fun, or even three fun, I like eating, and vibrating, and humming, and jumping, and running, and tumbling, and also eating. When it’s two fun I prefer the occasional self-adjustment.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Absolutely. I see a lot of women for the first time every day and I am constantly finding myself in compromising positions after I see them and as they say, why do fools fall in love? Compromise.

How do you spend your spare time?
I love a good crossword puzzle. Hard to find though because the puzzle makers keep putting the wrong clues for my answers.

First Kiss…
My employer was nervous about his first kiss so he needed to practice. You can never really have another can you?

 About/You Are…I am a statuesque, passionate blonde, 5”11, 38-24-36, give or take, and I enjoy the odd pantry trist.

Your life experiences/Details
I am incredibly resourceful, and can swing a rolling pin if need be. I do not hold a high station in life, but I sure can live it.

Intent
Hookups, with the possibility of true love.

Education
At my mother’s skirts, and extremely street wise.

I am seeking a…
A gay old time.

Profession
Maid.

What are you looking for in a relationship?
A tight set of buns and a whole lot of laughs.

What do you do for fun?
Live!

Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe in lots of things at first sight.

How do you spend your spare time?
What’s that?

First kiss…
Haystack. The memories.

About/You are…
A freethinking young woman of society.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Your life experiences/Details
Educated. Extremely well opinionated. Enjoys fine wine, a trip to the opera and reading radical Russian feminist poetry.

Intent
To fill out this profile to satisfy my father, brother and meddling maid in record time then forget it ever existed.

Education
You betcha.

I am seeking a…
Fitting subtitle for my soon-to-be published work, ‘The Misadventures of A Most Unhappily Married Women’. Non-fiction.

Profession

Professional daughter, sister, occasional master of espionage.

What are you looking for in a relationship?

An unclever, mediocre looking man who is devoted, listens when I speak and who, in order to determine his worth, is willing to undergo a series of despotic tests that border on emotional barbarism.

What do you do for fun?
Attend meetings of the French Radicals. Allow my cumbersome maid and best friend Lissette to french braid my hair.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
I once fell in love at first sight. It was the end of a long day. I was exhausted, discouraged and sad over the state of marriage. Then, walking down a busy street, a pair of the most magnificent brown eyes caught mine and I nearly lost my footing. The breath rushed out of me, my heart began to thunder in my chest- this was it! I had finally found the one for me. Bliss! Three years later, and Sprinkles is still the best horse I’ve ever had.

How do you spend your spare time?
Postulating on the whereabouts of sense in the male sex.

First kiss…
He was a stable boy. I was eleven. We were bored to death.

About/You are…
A hopeful romantic, nice guy finishes first, independent Momma’s boy.

 
 
 
 
 
Your life experiences/Details
Born on a yaught off the coast of Borneo, raised by Bavarian librarians, and weaned on Rachmaninoff, Rodin, Rafael. 

Intent
To make love in the most adventurous and luxurious way.

Education
Shall I put it this way? oxford, yale, princeton, harvard…. buffoons.

I am seeking…
An equally skilled tennis player.

Profession
Aspiring celebrity chef

What are you looking for in a relationship?
Myself. But, with… lady parts.

What do you do for fun?
Cribbage. And 13th century dutch painting.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
I only take it at face value.

How do you spend your spare time?
Thriftily.

First kiss…
You’ll know when I give it to you.