You got a gap in your life no one can fill? Arle’s Keen-OH!!!!! Ladies you’re in luck; I’m as funny, and a little more than that too, as the line before this one. The one about life-gaps and filling them. I am often described as energetic, kinetic, tireless, untiring, vivacious, zippy, stalwart, Peppy, and energetic. And those are just SOME of my qualities. I didn’t include the bad ones cause the spelling got trickier as they went on and on… not to worry though, I’ll keep them well hidden so you won’t know I even have flaws! Deal? I’ve opened up additional email accounts and hired a seeing eye dog to help me read through the many proposals and/or propositions I’ll be receiving after posting this profile.
You life experiences/Details
I don’t remember my Life experience exactly but I’m told I was born 10 months later. From that I know two things, I’m a clinger, and I like warm climates. Other life experiences include: my first Ice cream, My first Pavlova, my first Bacon, my first time popping a cork, and my LAST IQ test. The doctor said he’d never seen anything like me.
I intend to be in attendance whenever you intend to show your intentions to me.
Self taught. Name it, I taught myself. Accepting new students!
I am seeking…
Really Really good cook… also breast size matters.
Professional helper of things for higher up guys and their people too”
What are you looking for in a relationship?
Someone who really gets me. Whether it’s getting me some snacks, or a refill, OH! And a parrot! I’m not too picky… as long as she gets me.
What do you do for fun?
For fun, or even three fun, I like eating, and vibrating, and humming, and jumping, and running, and tumbling, and also eating. When it’s two fun I prefer the occasional self-adjustment.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Absolutely. I see a lot of women for the first time every day and I am constantly finding myself in compromising positions after I see them and as they say, why do fools fall in love? Compromise.
How do you spend your spare time?
I love a good crossword puzzle. Hard to find though because the puzzle makers keep putting the wrong clues for my answers.
My employer was nervous about his first kiss so he needed to practice. You can never really have another can you?